These scrotum shaped stress balls is a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply attach the dangling balls to the underside of your desk, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, reach over and give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Nancy from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your desk.
Aptly named NiceBalls, the under-desk scrotum stress balls are made by a Spanish company called Imaginarte, and are available on Amazon for $19.99 proving once again that Spanish people are a little weird.
The company that makes this ridiculous thing assures us that it eliminates muscle knots and tension, breaks up adhesions and stimulate blood flow and delivers some kind of therapeutic relief. However, to us it sounds like a bunch of made up bullshit, and we’re are pretty sure that they made this product just because it’s hilarious.
NiceBalls is made up using hypoallergenic PVC and hypoallergenic oil, so it won’t give you an allergic reaction. That’s good to know because it would be really dumb to stress about potential health issues while squeezing an anti-stress ball.
While writing this post, we started wondering why make just balls? If this product had a successful Kickstarter campaign and went into production, there sure is a market for squeezable genitalia. So hopefully this company will also start making stress cock and stress tits in the nearest future.
Should you really spend twenty bucks for something this stupid? Well, it depends. Do you have someone you hate who’s having a birthday soon? Maybe you hate yourself enough to buy this? If the answer is yes, it might be worth it. Where to get this rubbery bullshit? Head over to Amazon and smash that “Buy Now” button!